1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

Couch

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

2months ago? Good. My ex is the SHIT at oral mmmm

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

Patty Mayonnaise (Doug) ;) hahaha

 
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

Peanut Butter

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

..nowhere? lol

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

I get a cramp in my hip when I’m coming lol

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

My ex slapped me in the face during an argument

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:

Rope

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

Kiss my neck

10: Top or bottom?

Top

11: We were about to __69__ but then __her mom came home__ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

One is enough, BUT multiple is MORE than welcome

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

My vibrators and oils

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

Quack Quack (I have a thing for Ducks lol)

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

The biting and when she sucks me dry and swallows it

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

None yet :/

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yes J and I taste good as hell

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

I’m a lesbian… I don’t need one. Lol

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

Ms. Beaman MMMMMM

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Strawberry

21: How big is too big:

Depends on what we’re talking about lol

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

I don’t think there is anything I wouldn’t at least try

23: Biggest turn on:

Cuddling and romance

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

Neck, lips, inside of hips

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

At work

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

Fucking LOVE it

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

None.. im a beast lol

28: How much fapping is too much fapping (Masturbating):

No such thing

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

“Oh shit baby.. why haven’t you done this sooner. That was so fucking HOTT”

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

Bald

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

It could be

32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”

Wear that sexy outfit I like…

33: What your favorite part of your body:

Legs

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

Making out, cuddling, fingering

35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex. For those of us who don’t remember our math that’s “greater than, less than, or equal to]

> 

36: What do you wear to bed?

Nothing or a tshirt

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

Like 11 I think lol

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

Yes

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Idr lol

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

Yes I have and would

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

No I haven’t, but yes I would

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Shower head

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

I have masturbated at school and would at work

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

No I haven’t, but yes I would

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

Sex aint  better than love- trey songz

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

Smiling

47: Most attractive celebrity?

Kat Von D

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Yes bc its sexy of course

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

2months

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

Lol no

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

Squirting eeeew

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

Yes I do. I’m trying to get rid of them and no I haven’t had any complaints

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

Yes I do. I like pleasing people

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

YES YES YES!!!!

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

If we were in love then yes

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Idk

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

Nope. Im honest

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

Yea a couple vibrators just bought one and had the other for almost a year

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

sure
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

Yea. I like the way I look

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Pornstar.. better money

62: Do you watch porn?

Yes

63: How small is too small?

Idk

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Lmfao YES a lot recently bc of some things I suggest we try

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

Ex bf and yes it always means something

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

Yup… curse out all them bitches that stay hitting her up..

67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Oh yeaaaa

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Depends on how long its been

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Hell yea!! Id be single forever J

70: Booty or Boobs?

Booty

71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?

Asshole

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

Yes J

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Nope.. that’s that shit I don’t like

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

Harmony

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

No and no

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

Id laugh and make them buy me a new bed smh

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina

Oooh yummyyy *giggle*

78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

Nothing…