1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
2months ago? Good. My ex is the SHIT at oral mmmm
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
Patty Mayonnaise (Doug) ;) hahaha
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
I get a cramp in my hip when I’m coming lol
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
My ex slapped me in the face during an argument
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
Kiss my neck
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to __69__ but then __her mom came home__ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
One is enough, BUT multiple is MORE than welcome
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
My vibrators and oils
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
Quack Quack (I have a thing for Ducks lol)
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
The biting and when she sucks me dry and swallows it
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
None yet :/
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
Yes J and I taste good as hell
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
I’m a lesbian… I don’t need one. Lol
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
Ms. Beaman MMMMMM
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21: How big is too big:
Depends on what we’re talking about lol
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
I don’t think there is anything I wouldn’t at least try
23: Biggest turn on:
Cuddling and romance
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
Neck, lips, inside of hips
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
Fucking LOVE it
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
None.. im a beast lol
28: How much fapping is too much fapping (Masturbating):
No such thing
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
“Oh shit baby.. why haven’t you done this sooner. That was so fucking HOTT”
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
It could be
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
Wear that sexy outfit I like…
33: What your favorite part of your body:
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
Making out, cuddling, fingering
35: Love (>,<, or =) Sex. For those of us who don’t remember our math that’s “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
Nothing or a tshirt
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
Like 11 I think lol
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
Yes I have and would
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
No I haven’t, but yes I would
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
I have masturbated at school and would at work
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
No I haven’t, but yes I would
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
Sex aint better than love- trey songz
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47: Most attractive celebrity?
Kat Von D
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
Yes bc its sexy of course
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
Yes I do. I’m trying to get rid of them and no I haven’t had any complaints
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
Yes I do. I like pleasing people
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
YES YES YES!!!!
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
If we were in love then yes
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
Nope. Im honest
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
Yea a couple vibrators just bought one and had the other for almost a year
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
Yea. I like the way I look
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
Pornstar.. better money
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
Lmfao YES a lot recently bc of some things I suggest we try
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
Ex bf and yes it always means something
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
Yup… curse out all them bitches that stay hitting her up..
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
Depends on how long its been
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
Hell yea!! Id be single forever J
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
Nope.. that’s that shit I don’t like
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
No and no
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
Id laugh and make them buy me a new bed smh
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
Oooh yummyyy *giggle*
78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?